MissToby的楓葉國美人計

我想不只作者無聊,我也很無聊!
因為我放著一直聽,跟著一起笑!
其實印象中,我好像4~5年前就聽過這通電話了ㄟ....,不過還是在這裡和大家分享一下!
**轉貼**
作者: Cor (天醫傳奇出書囉) 看板: DividedLands
標題: 我是不是很無聊?
時間: 2005年9月25日 星期日 21:07:41
**一通印尼人(馬來人?)和新加坡華人之間的對罵電話**

http://media.putfile.com/bangla47
用英文對罵 中間還加一些@#$%^&*+ ....


居然認真了, 把對話寫下來..Orz

(嘟嘟~~嘟嘟~~)



Hello?



Yah?



I never call you this..



@#$%#%$&$%^*%$^^# (聽不懂)





@#$%#$%^&$%^&..Ji-bai..@#$#$%^ (聽不懂, 開始吵起來)


I know you and I'm done you fucking Ji-bai, you !#$%#$
#$%^



.. @#%$^$#%^&$%^& 幹 you mother Ji-bai..



(接下來一堆外星語?雜 Ji-bai, fuck you, you mother father fuck you, )




...For what I never @$#%#$% I get I find(??) for me,

I never @#$%@#$%


I buy a @#$%#$%^%$#




eh? I fuck you @#$%@#$ cancel a nu
mber @#$%@#$


I...I @#$%%



huh? you @#$%@# see where a come(??), you !@#$%@$# see where a jump(??)..



huh?



Bongo lah? Bongo where?



Then you $@#$% ?



huh?



I one man(??) @#$%#$%^# I one man @#$%@ 5 7 10 7 30..



Then you @#$%% I get 30, 30, you want to fuck me, because for what you tel
l me

(一個一直在罵打電話, fuck you; 另一個一直在抗議為啥我打電話就被罵 fuck you
,
都是斷句比較多, 就不寫出來)

(請跳至 2:05)

Then you...You tell me your number, you are to...Your fucking fucking Ji-b
ai for what?
because !@#$@#$ because something nicely(??) before. @#$%@



This number last time !#$! my plan but I don't know you under whoever !@#$
@#$%

I also don't get>



Ok, Ok, I...

ah?>

No la, No la



No la, No la



I now, I now, I see I'll cancel this number, ok?









!@#%$@#$^%#%$, ok?

@#$%#@$%^#$%^$%^&$%^*$


Ok!

Ok, I cancel you number



Ok, I !@#$@#$% sorry, ok?



Sorry, sorry, I..I want to cancel this number now.



Oh, ok, Sorry, sorry, sorry



Ok, ok, ok

(掛斷)